Month: February 2017

You Can’t Have a Love Story without Shadow Work

 

 

 

 

 

 

My love story with Maurice is actually the best love story ever because the irony of it is funny. I don’t like sappy or intense love stories. I only like funny ones: romantic comedies only! I don’t like giving dating advice either because I don’t know much about dating. So when someone asks me for advice, I give them shadow work advice. For example: Did you know that your romantic relationships are a direct reflection of your relationship with your parents? This means that if you want a healthy romantic relationship with someone, you might want to do some shadow work to see what you’re subconsciously attracting.

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You Are in a Life Simulation Game and You Can Talk to the Player

 

Imagine that you are a character in your favorite life simulation game or role playing game like “Sims” or “Kim Kardashian Hollywood.” Your Higher Self is you, and you are the character in the game. When you come to the realization that you and everyone you know are characters in a highly elaborate game, you wonder who the “player” is. It is your Higher Self.  Continue reading “You Are in a Life Simulation Game and You Can Talk to the Player”

I Just Learned That Fear Has a Consciousness and I Wrote Her a Letter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Fear,

Hey Babe. I want to start off by apologizing to you. In the past I really didn’t know you well enough to understand what you’ve been going through this whole time. I thought that you were the enemy. I thought that you were the reason why people hurt each other, why people don’t pursue their dreams, and why people judge each other.

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My Mom is Worried About Me Because I Like Tarot Cards

This is a story about Tarot cards, guilt, and goo. When I was in my first year of college, my roommate described me to a mutual friend like this: “She’s an affectionate Black person.” Calm down…she was a black girl herself. It was a hilarious description and what made it so funny was the implied paradox.  Continue reading “My Mom is Worried About Me Because I Like Tarot Cards”

How to Love Your Liberal Best Friend

I know that liberals are annoying; I am one. We think we know everything. While some people are liberal religiously and conservative politically (and vice versa), I am liberal in both categories. I don’t know if I was born this way, I don’t know if I’m bitter about something, I don’t know what happened. But at the end of the day, I know that if you disagree with me about anything, my opinions are more valid than yours because I know better than you.  Continue reading “How to Love Your Liberal Best Friend”